WHAT THAT HELL DO YOU MEAN THESE ARE “THE MOST GHETTO NAMES” you’ve ever heard? Let me slap you with some sense! 
ASHANTI- literally named after one of the greatest and wealthiest West African kingdoms! (btw the Ashanti Kingdom is very well ALIVE AND KICKING!) 
AALIYAH-  it’s fucking Hebrew! it means to ASCEND. It also has Arab roots and could also be used to mean EXALTED! 
BEYONCE- a TRIBUTE to her fucking mother’s maiden name, which was Beyincé, which goes back to Beyonce’s French background! 
CIARA-  actually hails from the Gaelic name Ciarán, Which means dark-haired beauty, WHICH IM PRETTY FUCKING SURE CIARA IS! 
ONIKA - means to be an ONYX or a fucking WARRIOR (Nicki Minaj is definitely both!)  with Polynesian and African roots! 
ZENDAYA - Zendaya is said to ultimately hail from Zimbabwe (on her fathers side) so it is fitting that she has a Zimbabwean name from the Bantu tribe which means "TO GIVE THANKS"
so get the fuck outta here with your bland as hell white mayonnaise names and LET US LIVE! 
Da fuq? I’m assuming by “ghetto” you mean “black”? SMDH.
Fyi, Ashanti is a West African name, Aaliyah is both a Hebrew and Arabic name, Beyoncé is a French Creole surname, Ciara is a name used by various races with variant spelling, and Onika is either Polynesian or African in origin. 


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